When news first came in that Martin Amis, the celebrated British novelist, had died at the age of 73, I braced myself for a torrent of obituaries and tributes.
It was not that I begrudged Amis all the encomia. He has long been a favourite author of mine. It’s just I was sure there would be such an abundance of ready-made obituaries, plus the reflections of friends or mere acquaintances.
This would be followed by the obituaries written by those caught on the hop, or by literature professors assessing his contribution to the English canon, along with a few doubters gingerly putting their heads above the parapet.
Of all the forces, love is the strongest...Love can make a woman pick up a bus, or it can crush a man under the weight of a feather.
Or it just lets everything go on as it was yesterday and will be tomorrow. That’s the kind of force love is.
—Martin Amis, London Fields #RIP pic.twitter.com/NguryDmXDt
— Andrew Hill (@jazprose) May 20, 2023
These would then be countered by a host of over-informed fans, before the whole topic was up for grabs and people who hadn’t heard of him before his death was announced, or who had read only a few of his 15 novels, or browsed their blurbs in the airport the other day, or else hadn’t ever been near a single one of them, started with their mournful RIP messages on social media, and that would be it: consider the floodgates of grief well and truly open.
How wrong I was.
After an initial flurry of obituaries, the world barely had time to rotate on its axis five times before Tina Turner was monopolising the obituary pages.
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No novelist — particularly one with Amis’s concerns over posterity — should ever be allowed to rest in peace that quickly.
However, in the few short days of his posthumous fame, there were enough attempts made to mark the occasion of his passing for us to see how things might have transpired.
Let’s face it, the world’s short attention span is no great tragedy. The man gave the world 15 novels, an abundance of essays, interviews, reviews, introductions and prefaces, autobiographical reflections, gossip and table talk.
Most of us are lucky if we get an epitaph of one sentence. Which is why I shan’t, belatedly, be adding to the heap of inadequate obituaries. Instead, in the guise of critic which Amis himself so often adopted, and since he’s not around to give us his own opinion, I offer a brief review of the obituaries that did appear.
Premeditated obituaries
Unique among the sundry items a newspaper provides, obituaries tend to be written before the event. Perhaps this is why, while the world is still reeling from the shock, their authors can speak with such measured composure about the deceased.