Picture this: You’re driving in the city you’ve known your whole life. A young man in a bright yellow jacket appears and starts telling you where and how to park your car.
Then, he demands you cough up a fee in return for the unsolicited instructions – and he won't leave until you do.
Now picture this happening every day, over and over, ad nauseam.
Unfortunately for Moroccans, they don't have to imagine it. These “gilets jaunes” (French for “yellow jackets”), as locals call them, are far from fictional – they’re real, and they’re everywhere.
Back in the day, valets were harmless.
They would attend to vehicles parked in public parking spaces without fuss. Sometimes they’d guard your car (or shop) in the evening, for a humble price.
In fact, the valet archetype in Morocco was once so innocuous that most would refer to the middle-aged (or elderly) men as “uncle”. Far from aggressive or pushy, they would gracefully accept any tips offered.
These guys are helping you to park and they look after your car. Imagination is used to create new jobs in Morocco. pic.twitter.com/XMrVQh7Pwt
— Matti Malminen (@MattiMalminen) July 21, 2016
Today, a new generation of yellow jackets – who are mostly young men with criminal records – push unwelcome services onto unsuspecting drivers across Morocco.
With zero costs associated or qualifications required, the 'car parking valet' has become the go-to job for young people. But for drivers, it's become an escapable nightmare.
Stranger than fiction
Valet services in Morocco are not new. But they've never been this disruptive.
In recent years, self-proclaimed car parking attendants seem to spring up around every corner. Nobody knows where they get their jurisdiction from. All they need to do is don their signature bright vest, pick a street or alley, and start throwing their hands around.